♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪
♪ da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ♪ let's go.
♪ We'll be there ♪
♪ a wink and a smile and a great old time ♪
♪ yeah, we'll be there ♪
♪ wherever we are, there's fun to be found ♪
♪ we'll be there when you turn that corner ♪
♪ when you jump out the bush ♪
♪ with a big bear smile ♪
♪ we'll be there ♪
Aw, man! When do we get to eat?
This line's taking forever!
Ice bear's tired of staring at this guy's butt.
Can you tell me how much longer? I may die soon.
From up here, I would say...
15 to 75 minutes.
Whoa! Is that the ramen taco?
Lucky!
Aah! Ugh!
Wow. There it is.
I want to eat my phone now.
I told you we should've settled
for the Mac-and-cheese pizza truck.
No, panda. When it comes to food, we never settle.
Okay, okay!
We're good, law-abiding citizens.
We deserve that ramen taco!
Maybe 10 of them.
Goodbye, cruel world.
Oooof! Ooof!
Order 74!
Next!
Please, sir... ramen tacos.
We've waited so long.
So hungry.
Is that it?
Next!
Okay, bros, small bites.
Savor it.
It has so many textures.
It's spongy.
Ice bear regrets eating that.
Dude, you're right. What's up with this food? It's gross.
We waited four hours in line for this?
Here you go, little guy.
Um, griz, look.
Whoa. Close one.
Come on. Let's go get our money back.
Sorry, little guy.
Uh, yeah, I'll have the...
Excuse us, friend.
Hi, yes, um, we weren't
completely satisfied with our meal.
Can we have our money back?
You guys can't return food.
This is half-eaten, anyways.
You think I'm a chump or something?
Well, no.
But we just thought what we waited for
wasn't really equal to the quality of food.
No offense.
Oh. So now you're gonna rip on my food?
Get lost! Next!
What?
Oh, we understand!
Your food stinks!
No, I'm not done complaining yet!
I will be heard... On the Internet!
"Worst food ever"...
1/4 star.
Why give 1/4? They have to learn.
Eh, I liked the ambience.
Well, I'm not pulling any punches.
"Eat here if you hate"... Um, uh...
"Eating."
Yeah.
I don't know what's worse...
Selling terrible food or the fact that people like it.
It's a shame.
Sometimes I just don't understand this world anymore.
I guess some people just can't tell the difference
between good food and...
crazy-amazing food!
Oh, my gosh!
Ice bear knows.
Mmm!
Oh, man. This is way better than that ramen taco truck.
Ha! That's it!
Okay, you guys, this is going to blow your mind.
What?
Let's start our own food truck!
Hmm. That's not a bad idea, I guess. Mm-hmm.
It couldn't be that hard. Mm-hmm.
And our food is totally better
than that shady taco truck. Mm-hmm.
And we'll get a ton of customers and be super-rich!
Yeah! Yeah!
Ice bear is in.
Yeah! Yeah!
Whoooaaaa!
Whooooaaaa!
Yeah! Uh-huh! Hey! Hey! Hey!
What?
It's the beeeeaaar's calzone!
Ye-e-ah! ♪ Calzone in my mouth ♪
Anyways...
Come and enjoy our wonderful calzones!
Please!
Whoo! Ha! Mm-hmm.
Yeah, two ramen tacos.
Okay, guys, you know what to do.
Sir, would you like a sample? California-shaped calzone.
Don't be shy. It's free. Unh-unh.
Sir, would you like to try a sample? No, thanks.
Free sample? Uh...
Please just try it! I promise you'll love it!
I'm sorry.
Fresh calzones!
Okay.
Ow.
H-hey, would you like to try a calzone?
No? Okay.
Whew! Ohhhh.
Um... Ohh...
Uh...
Oh, hey, you should get a calzone!
Or not. Just keep walking.
That's fine.
Oh! Ow.
Samples?
I don't get it. Our food is good.
Why do people eat that stuff?
Hey, you! Why don't you eat our food?! Huh?! Why?!
It's so delicious!
Would you like to try a sample?
Let go of me!
Okay.
Geez.
There, there.
Wha? Wha?
A paying costumer!
But, griz!
$500?! That could end our lives!
Ohh! So torn!
Huh? Huh?
Thank you, sir. One calzone coming right up.
Here you go, friend.
Enjoy!
Whoo-hoo!
Ha ha! Look at this! We're rich!
Aah!
Mm. You want to try a sample?
Huh?
- Oh! - What's going on?
Ohaaaaah!
How did these guys get their money?
Hey!
Let's cook!
Whoo-hoo!
Next.
Next!
Next.
Keep 'em coming! We got a ton of orders coming in!
Thank you.
Come again.
Thank you, sir.
Oh, yeah!
♪ Get it, calzone in my mouth, yeah ♪
♪ get it, calzone in my mouth, yeah ♪
♪ get it, calzone ♪
Here you go, sir.
Come again!
Oh, man!
Totally owned those other food trucks!
Hey! What are you guys doing?!
You're driving away all the customers!
Ugggh!
Oh, you're just jealous 'cause our calzones are legit!
Hey! You didn't pay for that!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Fellow food truckers,
on behalf of myself and my bros,
we'd like to say... "Our bad."
That food truck was all I had.
My food truck was passed down to me for three generations.
I lost my family in the food truck.
I will never see them again.
Oops. Never mind. There they are.
One last picture.
Aah!
Wait! That's it!
Hey, I'm not done posting it!
Step off!
Follow me, food truckers!
To freedom!
Come on, everyone!
Whoa!
Oof!
Get behind me, bros!
You guys up there, be cool.
We got this under cont...
Well, that was kind of rude.
Oh, no! The battery's dead!
Du... Bo... baaaah!
Run!
Hooray! Yeah!
Okay, that's a fine for feeding the animals,
selling without a permit, driving an unregistered truck,
and disturbing the peace.
Yeah, it's not like
this is the first ticket we've ever gotten.
Thank you, officer.
Well, at least we taste great.
Mmm.
1/4 star!